Programmers joke !!!

Question

A woman called his programmer husband and told him : WHILE you are out , buy a bottle of milk . His husband never turned back home !!😂😂😂

Answer 1

https://code.sololearn.com/W9RRiya4cPGu/?ref=app

Answer 2

Why did the private boarding school reject OO software designer go to work in defence?

Because someone said there would be 'class' warfare!

Answer 3

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/289904/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/275560/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/195094/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/104209/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/117528/?ref=app