Tell programing jokes to me

Question

Tell programmer jokes
Example:

What's a programmers favourite gun?
A colt Python!

Answer 1

https://code.sololearn.com/W9RRiya4cPGu/?ref=app

Answer 2

Why Python can't smile like Java?
Coz Java had brace while Python.... 😆😆😆😂

Answer 3

#titanic { float: none; }

Answer 4

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/482143/?ref=app

Answer 5

why python lives on land?
- because it's above C level

Answer 6

LOL all good jokes

Answer 7

What's a programs favorite mineral?

Ruby