How to pronounce the different languages?

Question

C++ = 'C plus plus?' C# = c hashtag?
I know, I probably sound noobish, but I really have no clue good to pronounce all the languages? Can anybody please spare me the embarrassment? :-)
.net = 'dotnet'? I mean come on?! Who comes up with these names.

Answer 1

C++ = C plus plus
C# = C sharp
Hope this helps, xD

Answer 2

C# is 'C sharp'. The others are ok.

Answer 3

You have to remember hash tag came after. So c# = c sharp not hashtag or pound. Just as * = asterisk is not. star. Theoretically if you want to blame someone talk to vh1 Lmao

Answer 4

html = hyper text markup language
CSS = cascade styling sheets
js = javascript
html5 = modern form of the above three
swift = swift
language = proper grammar, pronunciation syntax
% = modulus &| GET remainder /= var

Answer 5

Thanks guys!