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[ Joke ] Why did the programmer quit his job?

Q:Why did the programmer quit his job? A:Because he didn't get arrays(a raise).

30th Jan 2017, 11:38 PM
Peter Mutembei
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21 Answers
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joke = cringe if joke==cringe: print('slow clap*') >>>slow clap*
1st Feb 2017, 3:18 AM
Trixx
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<groan>
31st Jan 2017, 2:34 PM
Kirk Schafer
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lol or as my computer says 101
31st Jan 2017, 12:22 PM
Bill
Bill - avatar
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int joke=funny; if(joke == funny){ for(int x; x<10; x++){ cout<<"Clap"<<endl; } }
1st Feb 2017, 2:57 PM
Moe Jaber
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System.out.println("😂😂");
1st Feb 2017, 12:30 PM
Vinayak Nagar
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<?php if($joke_likes > 30){ echo 'clap'; } ?>
1st Feb 2017, 2:37 PM
Moein Alizadeh
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for i in range(3): print('ha', end='') if i == 2: print(' :D')
2nd Feb 2017, 8:12 PM
Lextic
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so companies ain't gonna like programmers that do get arrays a lot 😊
4th Feb 2017, 7:38 AM
Saif ul Islam
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LOL XD
31st Jan 2017, 1:15 AM
Antonio Trejo
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still funny tho lel.
1st Feb 2017, 3:14 AM
Trixx
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Good lolz m8 :0
2nd Feb 2017, 6:35 AM
Steven
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Nice one
31st Jan 2017, 6:05 AM
Daniel Fernandes
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lol
1st Feb 2017, 12:54 AM
Micheal Steele
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for(;;) {System.out.Println("clap!");}
1st Feb 2017, 9:43 AM
Katawari Doki
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xD made me laugh that lol.
1st Feb 2017, 3:42 PM
Adam Coburn
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u got anymore jokes buddy? that wasn't bad.
4th Feb 2017, 1:50 PM
isso
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really! oh I am finding a job then :)
3rd Feb 2017, 4:52 AM
Md. Ihasanul Haque
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Let Us C what happens next
12th Feb 2017, 9:14 AM
Nathan Algren
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what is the main main function of php?
22nd Feb 2017, 1:17 PM
Suyesh Magar
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Let joke = good If joke = good: print("Well done")
30th Apr 2017, 4:05 PM
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