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[ Joke ] Why did the programmer quit his job?
Q:Why did the programmer quit his job? A:Because he didn't get arrays(a raise).
21 Answers
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joke = cringe
if joke==cringe:
print('slow clap*')
>>>slow clap*
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<groan>
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lol
or as my computer says 101
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int joke=funny;
if(joke == funny){
for(int x; x<10; x++){
cout<<"Clap"<<endl;
}
}
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System.out.println("😂😂");
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<?php
if($joke_likes > 30){
echo 'clap';
}
?>
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for i in range(3):
print('ha', end='')
if i == 2:
print(' :D')
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so companies ain't gonna like programmers that do get arrays a lot 😊
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LOL XD
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still funny tho lel.
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Good lolz m8 :0
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Nice one
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lol
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for(;;)
{System.out.Println("clap!");}
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xD made me laugh that lol.
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u got anymore jokes buddy? that wasn't bad.
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really! oh I am finding a job then :)
0
Let Us C what happens next
0
what is the main main function of php?
0
Let joke = good
If joke = good:
print("Well done")