What's your favorite programming quote?

Question

I was searching something I stumbled into top programming quote out of other I preferred this one. So what's your favorite? please do share.

"Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind." - Donald Knuth

Answer 1

"Life is Binary, you're either a 1 or a 0, alive or dead" Tim Robbins from the movie "Antitrust".

Answer 2

This is also a good one.

GOD is REAL, unless declared INTEGER.

Answer 3

"Hello World"

Answer 4

if u argue with a boy u can either be 1 or 0
but if u argue with a girl u can only be 0

Answer 5

there are "10" types of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't..

Answer 6

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Answer 7

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.- Edsger Dijkstra

Answer 8

a good programmer, always is in doubt of his code

Answer 9

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rick Cook

“In the information age, the barriers just aren’t there,” he said. “The barriers are self-imposed. If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don’t need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on, and the dedication to go through with it. We slept on floors. We waded across rivers.”
John Carmack

Answer 10

"When my friends asked me for a return gift on their birthday I told them ' I'm void ' xp"

Answer 11

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." - Edward V Berard

Answer 12

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. -Michael Sinz
😉😉😉😉 funny one

Answer 13

A coder is just another "artist" who creates things out of logic and numbers.

Answer 14

“Only a Coder knows how to communicate with a Device well!"

:-] :-D [[Made by me Right Now! ]] :-D :-)

Answer 15

It worked yesterday.

Answer 16

You are semi colon to my statements;

Answer 17

"Deez Nutz" -MrCoder 2017

Answer 18

You're the CSS to my HTML

Answer 19

When in doubt, YOLO.

Answer 20

A good programmer will always look
BOTH WAYS
before crossing a
ONE WAY street