Share your best programmer jokes here!

Question

guy who never gets girls: "considers women as objects"
guy who always gets girls: I don't consider women as objects, I consider each girl to be in a class of her own. which is why you have to face different problems each time you see a new girl. 😂

Answer 1

https://code.sololearn.com/W9RRiya4cPGu/?ref=app

Answer 2

Q: how do you do to call 8 hobbits and 8 rabbits?
A: a hobbyte and a rabbyte

I pressed windows key, but it not showing a window.

Q: Why Java programmers use glasses?
A: because the can't C# (see-sharp)

Q: how to get into deep-web?
A: Go to sea and let your body drown.

Answer 3

you know that the first computer took many people to operate, many of which were girls. which is why computer language is so goddamn hard.

Answer 4

OC (hopefully):
As an amateur coder I wasn't quite sure how to connect my website to a database, so I took my laptop with me to a cafe. After a few hours of flirting with the waitresses, I think I finally understand server requests.

Answer 5

@Krishna Teja Yeluripati
damn dude. that's like the second best program you have ever written. after your M3A1 program of course😂