Answer 1

I got one for you. :)

I've been married for about 12 years now. About 6-7 years ago my wife decided that she was going to install a keylogger on my PC because she was dealing with jealousy issues at that time and wanted to see if I was talking to the imaginary women she thought I was talking to. However, it's my computer, so naturally I already monitor my own computer and regulate what happens on it. As such, I immediately knew what she did and was trying to do, but she was unaware that I knew. So when she went to the store, I removed the keylogger from my computer and created my own C++ program, which I named the same thing and provided the exact same means of being able to access it as you would if it was the keylogger she installed. When she got home, I said I needed to go to the gas station because I knew she would try to check the keylogger while I was out. When I got home, she had this look on her face and I just started laughing at her, which she had to laugh also. I created a program that popped up a console that said something along the lines of "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA! Nice try. Stop installing bull***t on my computer because you're going to create entry points for hackers and/or viruses to infect my computer. PS - You can't mess with the best. :)"