I want Programming puns and/jokes

Question

I want puns and jokes just for fun, these are some that I know of
note i am totally gonna get so much dislikes for the puns alone

how many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb, none thats a hardware problem

why do programmers always have dirty windshields, cause they're always debugging

a boy leaves his home method and tells his parents, don't worry i'll return soon....

sorry i wasn't staring, i was stuck in a loop

Answer 1

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/177381/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/167852/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/202978/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/95729/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/104209/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/181398/?ref=app

Answer 2

@Learnsolo Nice job !

Answer 3

@Kyle, you're welcome😉

Answer 4

@learnsolo, thanks for showing me this, U will love them for this