Programming Jokes :-)

Question

Optimist : The glass is half full.
Pessimist : The glass is half empty.
Coder: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Can you post your favourite programming jokes? I'd love to read them :-D

Answer 1

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions, and have them return :) Also, Chuck can access private methods )))

Answer 2

Nice. Check this out.
https://code.sololearn.com/W9RRiya4cPGu/?ref=app

Answer 3

Charan Leo25 wrote: "I have hacked Sololearn"

@Charan Leo25: 🤣😂😄 probably it is another way around 🤗😊😁

Answer 4

The first programming joke I understood ( thank you SL ☺ )

Teacher: You're in trouble billy. Write down in a piece of paper "I will not throw paper airplanes in class" 500 times.

Billy hands the teacher a piece of paper that reads:

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main();
{
int x;

for (x=1; x<=500; x++)
{
cout << "I will not throw paper airplanes in class." << endl;
}
}

<!-- First posted by some other dude --> &copy ?

Answer 5

programmers don't break hearts..but keyboards😝
programmers declare variables...not war😜😜😜

Answer 6

I won a challenge against Nikolay Nachev

Answer 7

a man want to be a coder, when he walking around his home, he saw a python.
he asked the python, "What language should I learn if I want to be a coder".
the python answered, "CSS (python's hiss)".
after that day, he become a web designer

Answer 8

if chuck norris writes a programm in c, it does not compile, it executes immidiately

<< as far as I know: first posted by me >>

Answer 9

@rabee 😂 good one , a true SL native inside programming joke ! 👏👏👍

Answer 10

Hey @Marla ! I just made it to platinum 😀 I'm telling you cause you seem to be online and we spoke before so you may bare witness to my achievement 😉 ( I wanted to tell someone ) I was working on a code but it's not ready, I don't know what happened I was gonna wait for later... I became Platinum by accident, anonymously in the night 😢 if you had not been there, no one would have noticed ... are you there @Marla ? 😢

I posted a celebration video on youtube ! You can check it here 👉 https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ 😊

Answer 11

the phantom of opera
50 shades of #cccccc
mariaDB Stuart

Answer 12

chuck norris finished this loop correctly:

i=0
while true:
i+=1
print(i)

Answer 13

Breakups may not hurt, But an ignored semi-colon can.

Answer 14

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/181398/?ref=app

Answer 15

chuck norris never gets syntax errors but excuse notes from guido van Rossum (father of python)

Answer 16

Cpp is way more polite than C, because C has no class

Answer 17

My favourite

BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving an email from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why??

With Regards,
Rajinikanth

Answer 18

I'm the world's number 0 programmer

Answer 19

https://code.sololearn.com/c3XJEx1itk4d/?ref=app

Answer 20

@Marla 😁