Do you guys know some coding quotes?

Question

for example:
"declare variables not war"
or:
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or:
Roses are red,
violets are blue

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on line 32

Answer 1

😂😂

Answer 2

booommmm

Answer 3

A good programmer is a lazy one.
Programmers turn coffee and pizza into code.
Sleep is for the weak.
Or just google on: programmer meme

Answer 4

GOD is REAL, unless declared INTEGER 

Answer 5

It's not a bug, it's a feature.
5 little bugs in the code, patch one, 100 little bugs in the code.
You are the semolicon to my statements.

Answer 6

The one and only one who makes it all And the one and only one responsible for all stupid errors created from stupid people who make stupid exceptions.

Answer 7

Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?

Brian Kernighan — The Elements of Programming Style, 2nd edition, chapter 2

Answer 8

You are css to my html

Answer 9

"Once you understand Monads for yourself you lose the ability to explain them to others"
-Doug Crockford

Answer 10

GIVE ME THE INSTRUCTION AND I SHALL FREEZE THE CODE

Answer 11

99 little bugs in the code,
99 little bugs.
Take one down, patch it around,
127 little bugs in the code.

Answer 12

That 'repeat thing' you put in the while loop is redundant, as the while already repeats itself

Answer 13

Mante you must be fun at parties.

Answer 14

Well Boem Shakalaka, if your definition of fun is bad programming jokes then yes, I'm not that funny at parties.

Answer 15

Not iriginally from programming, but it still applies, especially if you have ever written code with a bug which lead to a demand to fix that bug at a time that was very inconvienent for your oersonal life.

Don’t hurt yourself; It’s painful,

Answer 16

Programmer (noun.)
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you had, in a way you don't understand.

Answer 17

Bea SHAKALAKA

Answer 18

Bouyaka Boyaka ...