Worst code you've ever seen

Question

We all know the horror of uncommented code. What's the worst thing you've seen? Caveat: Code in question must compile

Answer 1

int i = 1;

if (i == 1)
{
i = 1;
}

Answer 2

my old story generator code is very cringy. I didn't know what lists/arrays were.

https://code.sololearn.com/caJd69PZto67/?ref=app

props to this guy for stealing-...uh I mean preserving my old work!

Answer 3

https://img.devrant.io/devrant/rant/r_102813_Wx1Vb.jpg

Answer 4

@Jakub Stasiak
omg

Answer 5

Core 3 pub6. eeeek!

Answer 6

var i = 0

while (i == 0){
alert("hsjdjdjsk")
}

Answer 7

void setMoving(bool moving)
{
if(moving == true)
{
this->moving = true;
}
else if (moving == false)
{
this->moving = false;
}
}

Yeah it was my code when I tried to write simple game at the beginning of my programming journey. You could call me mr. Optimization.

Answer 8

@Ahri you think your code has a lot of ifs?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285492834444771328/286610945063780352/0b7b209f2d27afce50a56a1749461de84d85ae235f21e803838d1a9782a5a4af.png

This shall be my answer. Why do you need lots of ifs, when you can have one bigass if :D

Answer 9

Rofl oh dear

Answer 10

I quite ofte get a laugh from reading this: https://blog.codinghorror.com

Answer 11

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