Help with HTML fundamentals

Question

So I need help with HTML fundamentals, it is so boring that every fiber of my being violently repulses the thought of even glancing at anything related to or familiar to HTML. Sometimes, I drug myself with antideppresent so I can get closer to the screen without it causing my insides to combust out of my mouth and onto the floor and maybe foor just a second, my mind can sort through of of the primal instincts screaming and clawing at my thoughts screaming for me to turn away, maybe I could type "html" but it turns out excessive drug use has taken a toll on my body and now all bright lights start to make my eyes feel like they have been ripped out of my head and dipped in a vat of boiling water while every single atom in my eyes feel like individual ones and slam my brain with nausea and thoughts of suicide. The pain stretches down to my throat and then my stomach, causing my body to violently retort and spasm in response to the immense pain, I try to scream for help but only small squeaks and moans come out, followed by a bubbling purple-pink substance gushing out of every hole in my head.

So yeah if any of you dudes could help me out that would be cool, thanks.

Answer 1

At this point, deciding to learn HTML is not really the best idea you could have

Answer 2

btw you don't have to post it three times.
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/975297/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/992412/?ref=app

Answer 3

Why dont you learn some other language?

Answer 4

don't learn html, go write novels.

fantasy genre.