[Joke] So, a SQL query walks into a bar...

Question

... walks up to two tables and asks, "May I join you?"

Answer 1

I do not want to hear nothing about SQL for at least three weeks, it gives me lots of problems with Node.js 😥

Answer 2

SELECT Maz FROM Replies.

Answer 3

@Ipang i just figured out the problem... after many hours i understood the issue was in my ".js" file, in short... i copied a snippet from Google to test MySql but i did not change the credentials, so it was something like:

var con = mysql.createConnection({
host: 'localhost',
user: 'username',
password: 'password'
});

... rather than:

var con = mysql.createConnection({
host: 'localhost',
user: 'root',
password: 'happycat'
});

Answer 4

Or was there no tables because there was a Python slithering there?

Answer 5

3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

Answer 6

What's the problem with sql and Node.js @Maz? care to share?

Answer 7

@Maz, nice one, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for sharing.

Answer 8

My favourite

BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving an email from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why??

With Regards,
Rajinikanth

Answer 9

hi everybody

Answer 10

what is difference between SQL and NOSQL database software like MongoDB and what are time based database any examples