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Programming Jokes!!!

1 : A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.014 root beers. The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”. So the guy says, “In that case, better make it a double.” 2 : 3 Database SQL walked into a noSQL bar A little while later.... They walked out Because they COULDN'T FIND A TABLE 3 : The Programmer wife sent him to a grocer store. Her instructions were "Buy Butter. See if they have eggs, If they do buy 10" 4 : Q: Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? A: Because they can't C# Real Programmers don't comment their codes!! Because If it was hard to write..... It must be hard to read.... Algorithm : word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did Keep Calm and LOVE programming!!!!!

27th Dec 2016, 5:55 AM
Jaydeep Khatri
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15 odpowiedzi
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Q : How many JAVA programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A : None, because it's a hardware problem.....
12th Dec 2016, 10:21 AM
PRIYA🙌
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once upon a time a man asked are java and JavaScript related father sons? then the story began no they are brothers , one is lazy only helps to design dynamic contents for webpages running on client system, it's just a scripting language. It's fun to tame this younger brother.😁 whereas elder brother Java, a full fledged multipurpose high level programming language, the responsibility on Java is huge, whole world is using. Anyways getting control over elder brother is tough and requires patience .but once you own it , that's it everyday Christmas.💪 Java, c++, c# are like best buddies they just work for different peoples c# works for windows Java works for free world and android c++ (son of mighty C) was like their elder brother guiding them with its object oriented principles. html is a cute girl u might fall in love with, she's so fun man, only problem it's just hard to get her talk to other guys once u know how ,u rock🤘 Css is htmls crafty sister always jealous of her flexibility, she dedicated her life to just look good , it's just designing aid, bloody make 😒ups they all knew PYTHON , the most formidable guy in wild west , still living up to his reputation from 80s , python s badass code structure powers one of worlds most complicated systems, even Google people respect it🎷💾 , "python the old blood " PHP, don't even start, 😂we wonder how come preprocessor hypertext started business in 1994 , o yes, it's just a nerd on the server building never gets out, just do watever he's told , but man he's trustworthy,
11th Dec 2016, 4:30 PM
Morpheus
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The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off a bit
27th Mar 2017, 5:52 PM
Arian Mozafari
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Roses are red, violets are blue, uncaught syntax error @ line 232. 😂
7th Apr 2018, 11:51 AM
Haris
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HAHAHAHA ITS really funny 😂 you made my day
17th Dec 2016, 1:05 PM
Salad
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I am not a millionaire because My Compiler can't compile money 😑
21st Dec 2016, 6:52 AM
Eremie Gillowei
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The root is at the top of the tree
27th Mar 2017, 5:58 PM
Arian Mozafari
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telegram channel: @programmerjokes This channel will serve you daily programmer jokes. Feel free to laugh :)
27th Mar 2017, 8:17 PM
mohamad mahjoob
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I know HTML. How.To.Meet.Ladies
7th Apr 2018, 2:08 AM
Connor Q. Hudson
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Wow the 2nd one though
21st Dec 2016, 6:35 AM
Wen Qin
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Whats say Windows? Movie Maker
30th Dec 2016, 10:24 PM
PietrasTech
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nice one😂
27th Mar 2017, 11:07 AM
Vikas Rathaur
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programmers program programs so how many programmers can program 35 programs (say 10 times fast no mistakes)
17th Dec 2016, 1:54 AM
smartguy100
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guys which is language is the best paying one?
27th Mar 2017, 6:19 PM
Tsebe Fortune
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cringe
21st Dec 2016, 12:05 PM
Stefan Jovanovic
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