Mathematics expensive joke

Question

I saw my SS1 Maths teacher 2day. We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for abt 1.8m, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. He'll C a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll C the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find the Anti-log. Let him feel what I felt when I was in skul. I heard on the radio he's missing

Answer 1

lol!

Answer 2

pls are from Nigeria@Cyber Notch?

Answer 3

pls from which state and can I have ur phone number ?