Best Programming Jokes

Question

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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“I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…”

Answer 1

I heard the other version of bulb joke:
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer - 9
One stands on a table and holds a bulb, 4 rotate the table, 4 more walk in the opposite direction so the first doesn't feel dizzy.