Things to Never Say to an I.T. Person (Joke)

Question

1. My computer couldn't find my printer, but it's RIGHT NEXT TO IT!!!
2. I downloaded more memory from www.getmoreram.com! Have you tried it?
3. Hi, I just deleted a file, and NOW I CAN'T FIND IT!!! HELP!!!
4. I have a problem with my computer: The Internet is broken.
5. Please fix my laptop.
6. Hi, this app just stopped. Can you start it again?
7. My keyboard isn't working. Can you get me a new one?
8. My phone just froze even though it's not cold in here. Why?
9. How do you do control-alt-delete?
10. My computer said it was overheating so I poured some ice water on it. Now it doesn't work at all! Can you buy me a new computer?
11. Can you hack Trump's Twitter account for me?

I hope you liked these jokes! Feel free to post more below!

Answer 1

1. I bought PC without mouse because I dislike mouse. can I use dog or cat?
2. I pressed windows button, but it not showed a window.
3. how I can change blue-screen mode to red-screen mode?

Answer 2

"Sir there are apparently 900 sheep in my phone!

"No! It is 900MB RAM!"

Answer 3

Good ones! 1 and 10 are very good.

Answer 4

Very good joke,

I bought a computer, a keyboard, a mouse, and A monitor.
On the screen it shows only My Computer.
Where are the others?

There is a run button but there is no stop button. If we start running, how can we stop?

On the keyboard there is a symbol of A. I press it and it displays a. Please check it.

My son is the monitor of his class. Can I attach him to my computer?

Answer 5

*Calls over the phone*

"What is wrong with my computer?!"

Answer 6

😉😉💯💯😉😉

Answer 7

One of the most LoL jokes. My father and I couldn't stop LoL

Answer 8

Can't stop laughing.

Answer 9

Keyboard disconnected. Press any key to continue.

Answer 10

I cannot take credit for this one, but it dates back to making fun of MS-DOS days:

[A]bort, [R]etry, [I]nfluence with Hammer>

Answer 11

@Yasir Khan
that's
Error Keyboard not Found. Press F5 to continue.

Answer 12

Memory and storage are the same thing.

Answer 13

You guys laugh, but I can often hear such phrases at work...
I have downloaded a file from internet, but it's unused, how can I bring it back?
I have pressed some key and everything disappeared!
and...
DO SOMETHING, YOU ARE A PROGRAMMER!!!

Answer 14

The server is too tired.
The computer is getting exhausted.

Answer 15

joke:--
how to download Nvidia Tesla k80 24gb GDDR5 Graphics Card from internet, because I have 40 gb Toshiba internal HDD ,and my PC has only 256 mb of inbuilt graphics. and has 512 mb ram

Answer 16

joke --
my pc has 60 gb internal HDD ,and I want to expand up to 900 gb , please send a link for a software to expand internal HDD Space

Answer 17

:D :D :D sweet jokes...

Answer 18

1. The key "F1" doesn't type F1. Fix this.
2. My computer says Windows 10, but there are only 4 windows.
3. I lost control of my keyboard. I press "Ctrl" key, but nothing happened.
4. Your "Delete" key deletes letter in front of it, not behind.
5. How I type bracket?
6. You IT person, but I no like tea. Could you be IU person?
7. HELP! I press big red X and all my stuff close!

Answer 19

LOL 😂😂

Answer 20

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