Programming BEST Funny Jokes!

Question

There are only 10 types of people.

one who understands binary and other who don't.

If you have any other funny jokes regarding programming, Please comment.

Answer 1

Q: Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
A: She had one-to-many relationships

Answer 2

I have the "Motherboard" but where can I buy the "Fatherboard"

Answer 3

Not sure I've heard of fatherboards; definitely daughterboards :)