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Share your best programmer jokes here!

guy who never gets girls: "considers women as objects" guy who always gets girls: I don't consider women as objects, I consider each girl to be in a class of her own. which is why you have to face different problems each time you see a new girl. 😂

20th Aug 2017, 2:59 PM
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5 odpowiedzi
20th Aug 2017, 4:07 PM
Krishna Teja Yeluripati
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Q: how do you do to call 8 hobbits and 8 rabbits? A: a hobbyte and a rabbyte I pressed windows key, but it not showing a window. Q: Why Java programmers use glasses? A: because the can't C# (see-sharp) Q: how to get into deep-web? A: Go to sea and let your body drown.
20th Aug 2017, 3:50 PM
Amethyst Animion
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you know that the first computer took many people to operate, many of which were girls. which is why computer language is so goddamn hard.
20th Aug 2017, 3:45 PM
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OC (hopefully): As an amateur coder I wasn't quite sure how to connect my website to a database, so I took my laptop with me to a cafe. After a few hours of flirting with the waitresses, I think I finally understand server requests.
20th Aug 2017, 4:13 PM
God Usopp
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@Krishna Teja Yeluripati damn dude. that's like the second best program you have ever written. after your M3A1 program of course😂
20th Aug 2017, 4:09 PM
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