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Share your best programmer jokes here!
guy who never gets girls: "considers women as objects" guy who always gets girls: I don't consider women as objects, I consider each girl to be in a class of her own. which is why you have to face different problems each time you see a new girl. 😂
5 odpowiedzi
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Q: how do you do to call 8 hobbits and 8 rabbits?
A: a hobbyte and a rabbyte
I pressed windows key, but it not showing a window.
Q: Why Java programmers use glasses?
A: because the can't C# (see-sharp)
Q: how to get into deep-web?
A: Go to sea and let your body drown.
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you know that the first computer took many people to operate, many of which were girls. which is why computer language is so goddamn hard.
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OC (hopefully):
As an amateur coder I wasn't quite sure how to connect my website to a database, so I took my laptop with me to a cafe. After a few hours of flirting with the waitresses, I think I finally understand server requests.
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@Krishna Teja Yeluripati
damn dude. that's like the second best program you have ever written. after your M3A1 program of course😂