(Joke) Programmer (noun)

Question

A machine that turns coffee into code

Answer 1

I don't drink coffee.
Maybe it's because I'm still a novice though...

Answer 2

cout << "Can't get your Java jokes..." << endl;

Answer 3

Wait until your first major deadline theb you will wonder how you survived with so much blood in your caffiene system 😜😜

Answer 4

coffeescript