IT JOKE - object oriented thinking

Question

A boy was looking at a girl in his class.
Girl: That's bad manner
Boy: No
Girl: why?
Boy: Objects in the same class have access to private data!
😂 dedicated to OOP

Answer 1

Allow me to modify it please:

A boy touched some girl's boob in class.
Teacher: No Timmy, don't practice these bad manners here!
Timmy: But objects in the same class can access private data!

Answer 2

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

Answer 3

Girl: "But I was declared with protected access!, "Furthermore, I can always ask the headmaster to refactor you!"
Boy: "Why didn't you tell me, I want that protected access too"
Girl: "No you're late, garbage collector is here!" (pointing at the lecturer)
Boy: "I'll call my destructor instead, sorry.."

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Answer 4

frnd: dude say I luv u to her in different languages
me: ok
frnd: did she accepted your proposal?
me: no
frnd: which languages you used bro?
me: Java C python C# Ruby 😶😭

Answer 5

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

Answer 6

555

Answer 7

There are 10 types of people:
Those who understand the binary notation and those who don't...

Answer 8

hahahahhahahhahahaha i can't stop laughing...

Answer 9

That's a good one 😂😂😂

Answer 10

good one.

Answer 11

Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem. Call tech support.

Answer 12

Actually, they can't. Private is private. Only the particular instance itself can use it.

Answer 13

rofl

Answer 14

thanks SkeleLordGamer 😂

Answer 15

Omg😂😂😂

Answer 16

womp

Answer 17

Actually Private is private. Only the particular instance itself can use it.

Answer 18

lol

Answer 19

hahahaha.....superb ya

Answer 20

lol