Programming Jokes!!!!!😎 3...2..1..... GO!!!!

Answer 1

see the rest.....
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/104209/?ref=app

Answer 2

A boy goes for a job interview at Ubisoft, while a girl interrogates him for the job.....

Girl- Do you have any experience with server hosting?

Boy- What's a server?

Girl- Welcome to Ubisoft!!🎉🎉

Answer 3

*popular gaming developing companies to gamers*
Ubisoft: U see those mountains there? we r gonna downgrade them to hills in the main release
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Hideo Kojima: U see those mountains there? well they r breathing nano-machines which form a tank
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Ea: U see those mountains there?
gamers: nope
Ea: Well invisible mountains dlc for just $100 only
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Activision: U see those mountains there? they r actually a multiplayer map with clowns and flying tanks and pink assault rifles and etc:-
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well that's all folks!

Answer 4

Wife told his programmer husband to buy milk while he is out............

He never returns home..

Answer 5

Early days, people who sacrificed thier happiness and left everything and went away were called saints, but now they are called Programmers😂😂

Answer 6

https://code.sololearn.com/W9RRiya4cPGu/?ref=app

Answer 7

Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?

Because they can't C#!

Answer 8

Normal people- set alarm to remember the time to wake up..

Programmers- set alarm to remember the time to sleep 😂

Answer 9

You don't have a life once you start programming!

Answer 10

Hahahaha

Answer 11

Normal people's nightmare- haunted demons, ghosts, and shit!!

Programmers nightmare- ;

Answer 12

To be a programmer is sad moments