How do I make words float across the screen???

Question

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Answer 1

try using javascript.
html
<div class='a'></div>

javascript
$(document).ready(function(){
animateDiv();

});

function makeNewPosition(){

// Get viewport dimensions (remove the dimension of the div)
var h = $(window).height() - 50;
var w = $(window).width() - 50;

var nh = Math.floor(Math.random() * h);
var nw = Math.floor(Math.random() * w);

return [nh,nw];

}

function animateDiv(){
var newq = makeNewPosition();
$('.a').animate({ top: newq[0], left: newq[1] }, function(){
animateDiv();
});

};

css
div.a {
width: 50px;
height:50px;
background-color:red;
position:fixed;

}

Answer 2

ARE YOU PRONE TO SEIZURES?
yes
Then a dinosaur slides across the screen and roars at you loudly!!!