What function I can use to make the initial part of this code?

Question

Define "i love you as 1"
print (3 – 2)

Output: i love you.

Answer 1

set i love you to value 1, idk how to print stuff based on stuff thats already been printed in python but
if(3-2 == 1) print(“.....”);

Answer 2

🤷‍♂️

import sys
def print(o):
sys.stdout.write(str(o).replace("1","I love you")+"\n")

print(1)
print(3-2)
print(101)
print("hi, 1")

Answer 3

thats weird but kind pf interisting ... 👏
an if statment perhaps 🤷‍♂️
or a dictonary

Answer 4

For meme reasons.

Answer 5

It may be possible to do so, but why do it in the first place?