A story about coding with java

Question

write down code
runs
sololearn found 1 error expects () or []
change code with ()
sololearn found 3 errors expect ;
change code with ;
sololearn found 14 errors expect no ()
find closest window and jump out. I was in the 1st floor.

Answer 1

your code is full of logic/syntax errors like (instead of ", ; instead of : ecc...
divide your project in two:
1st part store user input in a variable and print it out.
2nd part compare a variable using a switch case

Both parts can be easily accomplished by following the first lessons of the java course on Solo Learn.
Combining the two parts you'll get your final project.

Piece of advice: using harsh language doesn't make your program cooler, specially when you need to ask others for help.

Answer 2

Compiler only finds errors in your program.
if you expect the compiler to correct your mistakes, you better keep the window open....

Answer 3

can you check my new called I hate Java please?

Answer 4

I don't swear to make myself look cooler I do it because I can.