[ joke ]

Question

There once was a programmer, he knew all the programming languages. But he also cared about his looks. Everyone was trying to figure out what he cared about more. One day, he went in the bathroom and smelled his breath. "Augh! I need mouthwash." He took it, then popped it oprn, breaking the seal. Then he read the label, it said, "WARNING: DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN." He looked at the seal, which he broke. He never used it. So now the population knows he cares about his programming better.

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Answer 1

Thats what I based it on

Answer 2

A programmer is heading out to the grocery store, so his wife tells him "get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." He returns with 13 gallons of milk.

Answer 3

A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says "while you're out, get some milk."

He never came home.

Answer 4

Why do programmers take so long in the shower?

They read the directions on the shampoo bottle:

Lather, rinse, and repeat.