Express My Feeling When Bug Happened in Programimg.

Question

String bug = new String("bug happened");
switch (bug){
case "bug happened":
that's ok I can solve it;
debug();
case "bug happened again":
don't worry just keep going;
debug();
case "bug happened a third time":
drink water;
debug();
case "another bug happened":
take a deep breath;
debug();
case "another bug happened again":
my mother told me never gives up;
debugplus();
case "lots of bugs happened":
damn......God help me please;
today is not my day;
debugplus();
case "system crash":
wtf;
It totally pissed me off;
ctrl + z;
ctrl + z;
ctrl + z;
ctrl + z;
ctrl + z;
......
I want to be a KeyBoard Crusher;
default:
go to bed early;
}

void debug(){
copy error message to google search;
modify the code;
add comment;
run it again;
}

void debugplus(){
analyze the root cause;
read related article;
ask co-worker;
copy error message to google search;
modify the code;
add comment;
run it again;
}

Answer 1

to debugplus() I will add "believe that programming is not for me" xD I like it.

Answer 2

Thanks Jesus Manuel Bustamante Sierra.

Answer 3

You may give it a try, how about use recursion?