[Joke] I don't like my compiler.

Question

She ignores all of my comments.

Answer 1

You would hate her if she could care about them :D

Answer 2

Have you heard about the new super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

Answer 3

she ignore your comments bcoz she love to see your love(code) rather than comments

Answer 4

I too don't like because I use to give her all main() things but she returns 0.

Answer 5

i love my computer coz she accepts all my variable mood

Answer 6

Don't Let your Compiler see your Opinion! She will Start to Ignore your Code too.......

Answer 7

int laugh;
for (laugh = 0; laugh < 1000000; laugh++)
{
Console.WriteLine("BWAHAHAHA");
}

Answer 8

I think she has an affair with somebody else
can it be java or c++

Answer 9

Opens App to learn something.
*Reads this joke*
*laughs*
*laughs*
*laughs*
*dead*

Answer 10

I hate my brain, it tells me what to do!

Answer 11

You had been breakup with your compiler now? Ahahaha

Answer 12

The Compiler does this for your own good

Answer 13

@waichang that's very nice of you.

Answer 14

my teacher told me once that computer and coding is like women you can't never understand what they want unless you spolit them like kitty kitty who is my lovely compiler :DDDD

Answer 15

she does not like slashes either.dont put them b4 your comments and i promise she will respond

Answer 16

All girls also ignore her boyfriend comments & suggestion ...it's love basic principle.

Answer 17

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/371828/?ref=app

Answer 18

Computer: "I dont like humans, they ignore all my comments"
PS
Compiled in my kitchen

Answer 19

For the record, all of you are awesome. Rock on.

Answer 20

that's really something to which we need to pay attention.