[OFF-TOPIC] =÷++- Programmers funny facts 😊.

Question

Programmers will start the count from zero, not one.

The root is at the top of the tree.

Programmer says ‘=’ != ‘==’

The value of a ‘;’

Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V have saved more lives than Batman and Robin.

Programmers always looking for a girl who can code.

Programmers love to code day and night

Answer 1

Programmer can stop Titanic from sinking
how?

float titanic;

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sir:Why do java programmers have to wear glasses?
me:Because they don't c# (see sharp)😂😂
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Hide and Seek champion👉;👈
since 1958
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sir: 0 is false and 1 is right ,right?
me:1😂

Answer 2

George: "Hey what is your adress!"

Chris: "72.34.11.102"

George: "No man... What is you local adress.."

Chris: "127.0.0.1"

George: "Oh my god... What is your physical adress?"

Chris: "2e:11:29:ae:b2:32"

Answer 3

programmers are the main source of income for eye doctors

Answer 4

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue

Unexpected '{'
on line 32.

Answer 5

Programming fact:

It is easier to stay awake until 5 am than to wake up at 5 am

Answer 6

A coder is a person who transforms cola & pizza to code

Answer 7

Dear all Sololearners:
there are many drugs, which claim to make you a better coder.
There are only 4 drugs which can hold the promises in the long run:
water to drink
good nutration
sleep
sports

Answer 8

@Jan Markus One question: You think that someone who just started learning isn't allowed to call himself a coder? Everyone has to start off someday, and if you code your first Hello World! Program, you could call yourself a coder cause you just started coding.

Answer 9

Somewhere in the universe there is a Galaxy made of never finished projects

Answer 10

if a programmer orders 3 beers with his fingers, he normally only gets two.

Answer 11

Some more interesting facts:-)

The first ever programmer on this earth was a female, named Ada Lovelace. She was a writer and gifted mathematician and the first woman to devise an algorithm that could be processed a by a machine.

Programming and coding are not same.
A coder is clearly instructed on what should be done and what needs to be accomplished. But as a programmer, you must be able to imagine a broad set of solutions to a problem before you even start writing codes. A programmer is a coder but a coder may not be a programmer.

That ‘ dead moth’

The first actual computer “bug” was identified in 1947 as a dead moth. It was stuck in a Harvard Mark II computer. And now the generation of dead moth is living in the form of 0 and 1s .

A parent can kill its children if no longer needed.
Such an evil concept. How the f*ck a parent can kill its children when if the task assigned to them is no longer needed.

There is a thing called “Constant Variable”.
My teacher asked me one day, What do you mean by “Variable”? I said: the value of a variable can change within a program. The other asked, What do you mean by “Constant”? I said: the value of constant can’t be changed. Another question was, What do you mean by “Constant Variable”.

https://www.technotification.com/2016/04/facts-about-programming.html

Answer 12

There are 1 0 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who doesn't.

If you don't get the joke 👆, then you do not understand binary

Answer 13

This is a classic >> A programmer is going to the grocery store and his wife tells him, "Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen." So the programmer goes, buys everything, and drives back to his house. Upon arrival, his wife angrily asks him, "Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?" The programmer says, "There were eggs!"

Answer 14

I don't know about funny facts, but the sad fact is that some people believe that your job is to install / reinstall Windows.

Answer 15

a professional developer generates about 30 lines productive code each day (average)

Answer 16

@AnkaJ: Yes, you're right. But people who call themselves "gamer" have usually been gaming for years, or at least months.

If you code for a few months, you'll have experience. Lots of people don't even get so far, though.

I consider the first few weeks something like a "trying out phase" - if you can complete a SoloLearn course and you're still motivated to learn new things few weeks later, congratulations. You have in your heart what it takes to be a coder.

Answer 17

What do programmers use on a beach ??
-> sea++
;-)

Answer 18

having headache or difficulties during programming?

give it a break
take a walk
listen to your favorite music
eat, drink water and relax for a while
set an alarm in your mind and sleep
put on the spirit of I can do it!
say to yourself, "I am unbeatable" and focus
one or two of these steps must surely help. ( my XP)

Answer 19

As a beginner in programming here is another fact :
Sololearn is my facebook
youtube is my netflix
google is my grandpa 😁😂

Answer 20

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
Unexpected ‘{‘
On line 32

‘;’ hide and seek champion since 1958

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs
Take one down, patch it around
127 bugs left in the code.

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