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Do you guys know some coding quotes?

for example: "declare variables not war" or: ᴡʜɪʟᴇ (αℓινє) { (єαт)(🍜); (ѕℓєєρ)(😪); (¢σ∂є)(💻); (ωσякσυт)(💪); (тяαvєℓ)(🗻); (яєρєαт)(); } or: Roses are red, violets are blue Unespected ' { ' on line 32

20th Apr 2018, 5:38 AM
Beatrice Monetti
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18 odpowiedzi
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😂😂
20th Apr 2018, 7:23 AM
Beatrice Monetti
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booommmm
14th May 2018, 6:00 PM
Beatrice Monetti
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A good programmer is a lazy one. Programmers turn coffee and pizza into code. Sleep is for the weak. Or just google on: programmer meme
20th Apr 2018, 5:56 AM
***
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GOD is REAL, unless declared INTEGER 
20th Apr 2018, 7:20 AM
Koushik Naskar
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It's not a bug, it's a feature. 5 little bugs in the code, patch one, 100 little bugs in the code. You are the semolicon to my statements.
20th Apr 2018, 7:30 AM
***
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The one and only one who makes it all And the one and only one responsible for all stupid errors created from stupid people who make stupid exceptions.
20th Apr 2018, 7:43 AM
syul
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Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? Brian Kernighan — The Elements of Programming Style, 2nd edition, chapter 2
20th Apr 2018, 4:34 PM
Rawdge
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You are css to my html
21st Apr 2018, 9:50 AM
Ahmad Ishaq
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"Once you understand Monads for yourself you lose the ability to explain them to others" -Doug Crockford
20th Apr 2018, 7:26 AM
Mike Choy
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GIVE ME THE INSTRUCTION AND I SHALL FREEZE THE CODE
21st Apr 2018, 4:10 PM
Rupesh Pal
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 127 little bugs in the code.
22nd Apr 2018, 12:22 PM
Tashy
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That 'repeat thing' you put in the while loop is redundant, as the while already repeats itself
14th May 2018, 9:46 AM
Mante
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Mante you must be fun at parties.
14th May 2018, 4:47 PM
***
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Well Boem Shakalaka, if your definition of fun is bad programming jokes then yes, I'm not that funny at parties.
14th May 2018, 6:00 PM
Mante
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Not iriginally from programming, but it still applies, especially if you have ever written code with a bug which lead to a demand to fix that bug at a time that was very inconvienent for your oersonal life. Don’t hurt yourself; It’s painful,
28th Jun 2018, 8:09 AM
SQrL
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Programmer (noun.) A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
27th Jul 2018, 11:08 AM
Yathin
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Bea SHAKALAKA
14th May 2018, 7:13 PM
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Bouyaka Boyaka ...
27th Jun 2018, 5:49 PM
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