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Do you guys know some coding quotes?
for example: "declare variables not war" or: ᴡʜɪʟᴇ (αℓινє) { (єαт)(🍜); (ѕℓєєρ)(😪); (¢σ∂є)(💻); (ωσякσυт)(💪); (тяαvєℓ)(🗻); (яєρєαт)(); } or: Roses are red, violets are blue Unespected ' { ' on line 32
18 odpowiedzi
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😂😂
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booommmm
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A good programmer is a lazy one.
Programmers turn coffee and pizza into code.
Sleep is for the weak.
Or just google on: programmer meme
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GOD is REAL, unless declared INTEGER
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It's not a bug, it's a feature.
5 little bugs in the code, patch one, 100 little bugs in the code.
You are the semolicon to my statements.
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The one and only one who makes it all And the one and only one responsible for all stupid errors created from stupid people who make stupid exceptions.
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Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?
Brian Kernighan — The Elements of Programming Style, 2nd edition, chapter 2
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You are css to my html
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"Once you understand Monads for yourself you lose the ability to explain them to others"
-Doug Crockford
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GIVE ME THE INSTRUCTION AND I SHALL FREEZE THE CODE
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 little bugs.
Take one down, patch it around,
127 little bugs in the code.
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That 'repeat thing' you put in the while loop is redundant, as the while already repeats itself
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Mante you must be fun at parties.
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Well Boem Shakalaka, if your definition of fun is bad programming jokes then yes, I'm not that funny at parties.
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Not iriginally from programming, but it still applies, especially if you have ever written code with a bug which lead to a demand to fix that bug at a time that was very inconvienent for your oersonal life.
Don’t hurt yourself; It’s painful,
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Programmer (noun.)
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
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Bea SHAKALAKA
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Bouyaka Boyaka ...