(joke) what is the difference between java and javascript?

Question

same as between a car and a carpet

Answer 1

my take on ur question , its nice story so I keep re posting it every once in a while please ignore if already read.

once upon a time a man asked are java and JavaScript related father sons? then the story began
no they are brothers , one is lazy only helps to design dynamic contents for webpages running on client system, it's just a scripting language. It's fun to tame this younger brother.😁

whereas elder brother Java, a full fledged multipurpose high level programming language, the responsibility on Java is huge, whole world is using.
Anyways getting control over elder brother is tough and requires patience .but once you own it , that's it everyday Christmas.💪

Java, c++, c# are like best buddies they just work for different peoples
c# works for windows
Java works for free world and android
c++ (son of mighty C) was like their elder brother guiding them with its principles.

html is a cute girl u might fall in love with, she's so fun man, only problem it's just hard to get her talk to other guys once u know how ,u rock🤘

Css is htmls crafty sister always jealous of her flexibility, she dedicated her life to just look good , it's just designing aid, bloody make 😒ups

they all knew PYTHON , the most formidable guy in wild west , still living up to his reputation from 80s , python s badass code structure powers one of worlds most complicated systems, even Google people respect it🎷💾 , "python the old blood "

PHP, don't even start, 😂we wonder how come preprocessor hypertext started business in 1994 , o yes, it's just a nerd on the server building never gets out, just do watever he's told , but man he's trustworthy,

Answer 2

that's a simple answer 😂

Answer 3

a bit of history :
javascript was originally called livescript, but renamed Javascript to promote Java, even thought the languages have little in common.

for more reading :
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8344100

Answer 4

java=> 4 letters
java script=> 10 letters

lol😜