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Programming Joke :: Is programming the oldest profession in the World? What do you think?
A Physician, an Engineer, and a Programmer were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, […] God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery...." The Engineer interrupted, and said, "but even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos... - that is Engineering!" Lastly, the programmer said, "Who created the chaos?" :: That is programming!
10 odpowiedzi
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// at first, there was silence.
God obj = new God();
// and then God was initialised.
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Show a person a code, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a person to code, frustrate him for a lifetime.
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Now I wish to.know who created this 'God' class... :)
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The "God" class has always existed
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In ancient ages, there existed an electron cloud which was shaped in such a way that the charges in it formed a pattern leading to a binary sequence which formed the God class.
This God class created and called many functions and classes to beautify and give life to this whole world.
Its surely a programmer's deed.
Now don’t dare to ask who that programmer was!!!
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"In the beginning, there was the command line.."
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//there was nothing
//accept of the great programmer
//he typed in cpp
#include <iostream>
#incluse<godstream>
string god
cout<<"god created the universe...";
return 0;
//and that is how everything was created
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* Quote (@Kinshuk Vasisht):
>> "Now I wish to.know who created this 'God' class... :)"
Well, programmer did! xD
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#include<iostream>
#include"Force.h"
#define more(10^10)*
#define than (100^10^10)*
class God{
Animal life[infinity];
Planets universe[more than infinity];
Other humans[7 billion]
public:
void createUniverse(){
for(int i =0; i < more than infinity; i++)
universe[i] = randomPlanet();
}
void createLife(){
for(int i =0; i < infinity; i++)
life[i] = randomLife();
}
void createHumans(){
human[0] = new Eva();
human[0] = new Adam();
}
...... The real Power of God
...................... createDevil...
};
void main(){
God god;
god.start();
return 0;
}
i dont write more the text is to big to read ;D
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in 3 billion years we write a god class. xD
matrix style. xD