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[ Joke ]

✅TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ ✏ 1) What r u doing ? Ans. : Business Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! ✏ 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX! ✏3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other Area / State / Abroad. Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI AND NOW LBT & LPT! ✏ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

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28th Jan 2017, 8:18 AM

Sanjiv Jaiswal

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so true.........not a joke but a reality

28th Jan 2017, 12:21 PM

Sakshi👸

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✏ How do you distribute profit ? Ans. : By way of dividend Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX! ✏ 5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! ✏ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse / Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! ✏7) Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFFS PROFESSIONAL TAX! ✏ 8) Doing Business in Millions? 🔹Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! 🔹Ans. : No Tax : Then pay MINIMUM ALTERNATE TAX (MAT) ✏ 9) R u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

28th Jan 2017, 8:19 AM

Sanjiv Jaiswal

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✏ 10) Where r u lodging your client? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY LUXURY TAX! ✏11) R u going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! ✏12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! ✏ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on Birthday Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! ✏ 14) Do u have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! ✏ 15) To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ✏ 16) Hav u purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE! ✏17) How do u Travel ? Ans: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! ✏18) Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATION CESS, SECONDARY & HIGHER EDUCATION CESS, KRISHI KALYAN CESS & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT. TAXES !!! ✏ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! ✏20) Do you want growth of India.? Ans. : Of course, Yes Tax : Then pay , WATER TAX, ROAD TAX, SWATCH BHARATH Cess, ETC. ETC. ♨ INDIAN : Can I die now? Ans. : Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX!

28th Jan 2017, 8:23 AM

Sanjiv Jaiswal